Yesterday someone sent me a book in the mail. It was John Grisham's, "The Chamber." The odd thing about the book was the large package with the fake return address. 39 Madison street, Brooklyn, New York. 39 Madison burned down to the ground when I was about 14 years old and has been abandoned ever since. The senders name was, Dica. No last name just Dica. I have never met a Dica in my entire life. When I presented the dilemma to Budd he said to,"stop looking into things so deeply. You've got a good book, so enjoy it." So that's what I did. And I must say, The Chamber is a well written piece of literature. That is until I dropped the book while lighting a cig. Fraction handed the book back up to me on my bunk and I flicked through trying to find the page I was on. That's when I noticed "it." It looked like someone had stuffed 10 single stamps deep into the spine of the the book. I removed the item and realized what "It" was instantly. 10 hits of acid. I showed Fraction what was hidden in the book and he was like, "Oh shit!" I've taken acid before and I tripped out really bad. I remember cleaning my house from top to bottom. I started at about 4pm and made it to the kitchen around 11pm. As I washed the dishes in the sink I kept washing this one glass over and over again. Finally my girl came into the kitchen and asked me what I was doing. I told her I washing the dishes. She bust out laughing and said, "you've been washing that same glass for 4o minutes." I told her there was a small piece of food on the glass that would not come off. She took the glass from me held it up to the light and said, "That's not a piece of food. It's a crack in the glass." I remember thinking, "this is not the high for me." I gave Fraction two of the hits to do what he wanted, but this weekend Budd and I are gonna fry.
C-RAT SCORES?... KINDA...
Freak is better than me at Scrabble. Not just better, this nigga is a monster! He beats me on average by a 120 points. Now I consider myself a pretty smart guy, book as well as street wise, but Freak's vocabulary is incredible. I find myself constantly challenging his words, but they are always there. The funny thing about Freak, other than his name is his hair. The nigga wears a perm. Not just a perm, but one of those old-school, Superfly 1970's doo. To top it off the nigga is BLACK. Not just black, I'm talking country black. The nigga is so black that when the guards do their count at night they usually have to wake him up so that they know a person is in the bed and it's not just some kind of shadow. Now don't get me wrong, I like Freak, but the hair thing always throws me for a loop. Maybe it's just a Bay Area thing, but I have to constantly bust his balls about it. (No homo.)
I think C-Rat is getting some play from one of the new female guards. (Let's call her, C.O. Brown) C.O. Brown is about 25 years old she weighs about 215lbs and she stands at about 5 foot 5 with boots on. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but this bitch is bricked in the face. She reminds me of the pig from Charlette's Web. The fat from her midsection creates this weird effect through her shirt. It looks like whale blubber inside of a water balloon. I can talk all the shit I want about her, but the truth is I'd fuck her too. I can tell she has low self esteem, because she always avoids eye contact with whoever she is talking to, But with C-Rat it's different. He's always complimenting her and noticing shit about her that no one else does. Today he asked her if she did something different with her hair. C.O. Brown giggled like an eighth grader and admitted that she had her ends cut. Score one for C-Rat. I've also noticed that she spends a lot of time standing at C-Rat's cell door talking to him. I mean real conversations about real world topics. The inmates love it, because it gives us a chance to do other shit (gambling, drinking, getting zooted) with out wondering where the unit guard is. The fact that C-Rat wears the pervert card around his neck doesn't seem to bother her. I'll give it 2 weeks before C-Rat makes his move. Secretly, I believe every inmate in Killer-K is rooting for the nigga. We'll see what happens.
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