Quantcast MY TEN IN A FEDERAL PEN: 10_08

PURGATORY: THE SEQUEL


The guards took Budd to the hole last night after lockdown. It had to be late because I was up until almost 2:am reading Toni Morrison's "BELOVED." (This book was so scary to me it ain't funny! I kept hearing shit all night long.) His cellie told me Budd just started trippin out in the middle of the night. Grabbing at shit that wasn't there, making bird noises and pulling his hair out. I knew my boy was a lil stressed out, but this shit threw a nigga for real! I have the combination to Budds locker, because I keep all my extra cartons of smokes, chips, coffee and sodas in there that don't fit in mine. I wanted to get my shit out of his locker before the guards packed it all up and shipped it to the hole with Budd. Everything inside of Budd's locker belonged to me with the exception of his clothes, a can of Bugler, his hygiene shit and a book. I left everything Budd would need to survive in the hole inside of his locker... smokes, coffee, stamps and plenty of junk food. (Only idiots eat for taste.) I grabbed my shit and went back to my cell and that's when it hit me... The title of the book I found in Budds locker. I looked at it again to make sure and sure enough...
Either this nigga Budd is a fucking genius or he's getting himself into some seriously deep shit!

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Delaware, tried to test your boy today. Now the nigga, Delaware got two packs of smokes and four sodas from me last week. This week when commissary came around I expected three packs of smokes and six sodas. That's the vig... I watched the nigga go to commissary and I watched the nigga come back with a pillowcase full of shit. When I stepped to him at his cell about my shit he told me he forgot all about it. I ain't really trippin, so I told the nigga, "just give me 12 dollars worth of shit from what you got tonight and we Even Steven." That nigga Delaware told me he wasn't given up nothing! He said I needed to "chalk that up as a loss." As soon as he said it his cellie fell out laughing... FYI... My grandmother raised me right as rain! Ain't nothing coochie about me! I walked away from Delaware's cell without saying a word to him. I was never one to do much talking when it's time to repp. I should have walked a little faster to my cell, because the bitch ass nigga tried to rush me while my back was turned. If it wasn't for the Dread, Parsha calling out to me "Hype-Hype-Hype!" the nigga Delaware would have mapped me with a least a buck 50. When I turned around I saw the bitch ass nigga with the ox in his hand, but it was too late. He was already coming down with it in full swing. The only thing I could do was protect my face. (A cut to the face in prison is like a scarlet letter) I barely felt the razor cut through my flesh... 5 inches above the wrist of my left arm... And then it slipped out of Delawares hand. I immediately countered with what I thought was a Mike Tyson, overhand right. It missed it's marked and grazed off the side of Delaware's head. The nigga charged me with his head down and I'm almost certain the mother fucker had his eyes closed. I grabbed the back of his neck as he came in and kneed him in the stomach with everything I had. I could literally hear all the air come out of him. We both fell to the ground, but I was in the better position (No homo.) Delaware tried to crawl on all fours to retrieve the ox, but I dived right onto his back and threw him in the choke hold from hell. Jesus couldn't pull me off this nigga. I was even humming "Rock a Bye Baby" to myself. Truth be told the more Delaware struggled the more tired I became. (Where the fuck is a guard when you really need one?) As I felt Delaware slip off to Dreamland I could see the guard. Well actually, all I could see was her back. The bitch was standing inside of C-Rat's cell. I left Delaware right there on the ground and walked my exhausted ass back into his cell. I took his whole pillowcase of commissary and his cellie ain't do shit! I was already in my cell when I heard the guard yelling for everyone to lock down. 15 seconds later every available guard in Lompoc was running into Killer-K yelling, "Lock it down... Everybody to their cell!" While I was in my cell I tended to my wound. I needed stitches. The cut was clean and not too deep, but I was having trouble stopping the bleeding. This nigga Delaware scarred me for life. The cut is no longer than 7 inches, but I know damn well it's gonna keloid. They walked Delaware out of the unit and began the cell by cell strip search. The first thing the guards tell you during a strip search is to "remove your shirt and stick your arms out." As soon as I stuck my arms out the guard saw the cut. They cuffed me up and took me to the hole. And here I sit... again. I don't know what they are going to charge me with, but I do know either Delaware or I will have to leave Lompoc. I refused to see medical for stitches. The reason... I'm tired as fuck! I realize now that I might be losing weight but your boy is still outta shape. The hole ain't that bad. I'm in a cell by myself and there were several books left behind by the previous occupant. I'm gonna make the best of this isolation and get my mind right. The first thing I'm gonna do is put a strategy together to get Delaware the fuck outta here. If they keep us both here somebody is going to die. (YWHW, please don't let it be me.) I've called out to Budd several times, but another nigga from Killer-K yelled out that Budd never made it to the hole.
I've got a funny feeling (No homo.) that Budd may be in it a whole lot deeper than me. I have an idea of what Budd has planned and I hope the book I found in his locker (Working With Schizophrenia: A Needs Based Approach) helps.






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17 damn days on Chubb's fucking diet. Why the hell did I give that nigga my word that I'd stick with it? I weighed myself this morning and I'm down to 229 pounds. (Actually the scale wouldn't make up it's mind. It teetered between 229 and 230 so I rounded down.)

Officer Thatch (Not his real name) has been acting really funny around me for the last couple of days. "Funny" as in "nice." I'm not the only one to notice it. Fraction mentioned it to me Tuesday. Today he came to my cell with a screenplay he'd written. He handed it to me and said, "I heard about the movie you wrote." I had no idea what he was talking about, so I shook my head and smiled. Officer Thatch continued, "Tommy Boy, is one of my all time favorite movies. It's fucked up they stole your script, but if you look on the bright side you have plenty of time to turn out a real master piece. If you could just read over my script and tell me what you think I'd really appreciate it." I told him I would, later on tonight and he left my cell all smiles... Okay, now this shit is getting out of hand!

For the last couple of days I've been working out with the weights. At first I really didn't know where to begin, but there was this nigga named Jr. that worked out at the same time as me and he offered to let me ride in his car. I've seen some huge niggas in my day, (No homo.) but not like Jr. Jr. is one of those black ass, cornbread fed, country niggas. You wouldn't see him in the Mr. Universe contest, but you could see him in one of those "Worlds Strongest Man competitions." Jr. totally dwarfs me. He said he is 6 foot 6, but I really believe he is taller by at least 2 inches. He weighs over 320lbs. and this nigga is BLACK-BLACK! This nigga is so black, his shadow looks light skinned. And to top it off he's got jacked up teeth and a James Brown perm. Put it this way, If Mike Tyson was driving his car and stopped for a red light... if he saw Jr. walking on the sidewalk he would hit his power lock quick fast and a hurry! Jr. looks like the human version of Magilla Gorilla. Now don't get me wrong, to me Jr. is a good dude and a hell of a work out partner, but this morning Killer Boom put a bug in my ear. Apparently Jr. is gay and behind his back they call him "The Top Ramen Man." I have no problem with gay people, but in the pen niggas judge you by the company you keep. The way Boom told the story, Jr. is not just gay, he is a sexual predator. When you hear sexual predator the first thing that comes to mind is someone getting their asshole taken from them by knife point. Not the case with Jr. What Jr. does is gain your confidence and when you lest expect it he puts you in a choke hold until you loose consciousness... And then he fucks you in the ass, right? WRONG! After Jr. renders you unconscious he pulls your pants down and sprinkles your dick with the Ramen season pack and sucks your dick until you come to. (No Homo.) I've decided to forgo the weights and try my luck on the pull up bar.